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Too much ToS NEVER

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You know you've played WAY too much Tales of Symphonia WHEN:


1) You jump out in front in the middle of church and shout " IT'S A PLOT FOR CRUXIS!!! "

2) You look up a really tall skyscraper and yell " DAMN YOU CRUXIS!!! "

3) You glare at someone, chuck a deck of cards at them while yelling " PYRE SEAL! "

4) You find half a marble, pick it up, run up to your dad and ask him to make you a key crest for your
     exsphere

5) You try to find a stone pillar outside of town so you can ride your dog instead of walking.

6) Every time you see a squirrel you think of Corrine

7) You start naming every dog you see

8) You slam your butter knife on the table while shouting "DEMON FANG!" then when nothing happens you
     pout while crossing your arms and mumbling "Dammit, I'm out of TP "

9) You are convinced the moon is Tethe'alla/Sylvarant

10) You attempt to make Spicy Cake ( a famous dish from Raine )

11) While playing with a Kendama you randomly chant "I call upon thee from the land of the dead, to
       unleesh thy fury of thunder..." then scream "Indignation!!!"

12) You place a ring upon your finger and attempt to blast something with fire.

13) You wake up every morning and look outside waiting for the Oracle to appear

14) Whenever you see a flash of light you look up and wait for Remiel to come down and give you
       instructions for the journey

15) You constantly eat orange flavoured jello to "replenish your tp"
Lol so this is a small list...anyone want to add something go ahead XD
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Micouture's avatar
LMAO! This is HIGH-larious! Here's some more:
- You're surprised that you don't get any freebies for wearing a long, red wig.(Or for being a natural redhead)
- Every time someone asks for your name, you say, "Give me your name, and I shall give you mine."
- You try to be clumsy but nothing miraculous ever happens (Ode to Colette!)
- You refer to people you hate as inferior beings
- You'll try to talk to any cat you see and ask it if it could go on an exploration to find you any missed items, monsters, and locations
- there's always something fishy about general and the pope
- You blame the summon spirits for all the natural disasters
- You believe that you can use a Quick-Jump option to get to a location faster
- To try to find a spot that emits an iridescent light so you can have an amusing conversation with a friend

okay that's all I have for now. haha!